When we met at the bar, you were already a little drunk. When I sat down next to you and handed you a drink, your ego was so stoked that a woman would buy you a drink, that you didn't notice that I'm really a man. The moment that your lips touched the drink and you had your very first sip, the magic had already started to kick in.
So far, I've only made you put in the little "add a cup size" pads into your bra when we're at home. When we go out, I've allowed you to take them out so that nobody would be able to tell you've got a bra and panties on underneath your clothes.
I've decided that from now on at home, you need to wear something bigger that really shows. That is why I bought you these. Aren't they cute? Guys really like big boobs, right? What do you guys say... the bigger the better, right? So I'm sure you'll love wearing these at home. Don't worry. You'll get used to having boobs. Its just something that goes with the territory of being a woman.
My superpowers? I have incredible strength. I can seduce any man. And when he makes love to me, it is the best sex he could possibly ever have! But when he reaches orgasm, he keeps cumming and cumming as my body sucks his balls dry. He'll keep having orgasms as I absorb his strength. It leaves him powerless, weak, and drained.
You didn't think I could do things like fix the plumbing, rewire the electric circuit, or install drywall. You thought I should just do the "women's work" around the house. But look at us now!
I'm doing all of the home improvements, while you're relegated to doing the dusting and the cleaning. You're much better at the "women's work" than you were at doing the manly things around the house!